El’ Heffe
El’ Heffe the gatekeeper of LifeSucx™. Years of pain have given El’ Heffe a unique and satirical view.
Murphy Law
Hi, my name is Murphy Law. I was blessed with this name because my family quickly found out that when it comes to me, anything that can go wrong will go wrong. After college, my first ten years in the working world was as a pinsetter for a major bowling organization. Feeling unfulfilled, I decided to become a Linotype Operator for a local newspaper in 2020. Late last year while at a local watering hole, after a hard day of working the printer press, I met El’ Heffe. He immediately saw that someone with my unique skill set would be perfect for LifeSucx™! After accepting his offer, I lost his contact information but fortunately, he was still sitting next to me.