Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you’ll find out.
Author: El Heffe
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Drop – The Mikey
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?
Q: What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?
A: Monday the 16th.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
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Words to Live By
“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” –
George Washington – 1st US President
“It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It.” – George Costanza
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Friday – On Monday
“I know ya don’t smoke weed, I know this. But I’m gonna get you high today cause it’s Friday, you ain’t got no job and you ain’t got shit to do.” ― Smokey
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Once Upon A Time In The West:
“How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders, a man who can’t even trust his pants?”