“I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up. That’s when I knew we weren’t gonna work out”
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Author: Murphy Law
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Angry Guy Says:
“I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Smoking will kill you… bacon will kill you… and yet, smoking bacon will cure it”
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Angry Guy Says:
“The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up. That’s when I knew we weren’t gonna work out”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Our thoughts and prayers today are with Damar Hamlin of the Buffalo Bills”
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Happy New Year:
“My New Year’s resolution is to read more, so I’ve turned on Closed Caption on my TV”