“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
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Author: Murphy Law
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Fun fact: Alcohol increases the size of the ‘send’ button by 87%”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Well, the Christmas holiday is behind us. This New Year’s, try not to make any pour decisions.”
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Angry Guy Says:
“My nephew dressed up as an elf this Christmas and sang… he is quite the wrapper!”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I never knew what happiness was until I got married—and then it was too late”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Grandma’s been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I’ll have to let her in”
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Angry Guy Says:
“It was so cold outside this morning that hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!”
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Happy Monday:
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Christmas is just like a day at the office: you do all the hard work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!”