Author: Murphy Law

“When I was younger, I really wanted to be a banker…but I kept losing interest.”

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.”

“Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do!”

“Free advice is worth what you paid for it.”

“I didn’t even realize how broke I was until last month when someone stole my identity and it ruined their credit score.”

“Death is life’s way of telling you you’re fired.”

“If the world didn‘t suck, we‘d fall off.”

“As much as life can suck, it always beats the alternative.” 

“You never find a lost item until you replace it.”