“The difference between a hippo and a Zippo is, one is heavy and the other is a little lighter”
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Category: One Liner
This section is for humor about how many things in life make LifeSucx
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Angry Guy Says:
“I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up. That’s when I knew we weren’t gonna work out”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Smoking will kill you… bacon will kill you… and yet, smoking bacon will cure it”
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Angry Guy Says:
“The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up. That’s when I knew we weren’t gonna work out”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are”
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Road Trip?
Cash and a Car – All you need.
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El Heffe Says
You don’t have to Go Home – You just Can’t Stay Here