“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.”
Category: One Liner
This section is for humor about how many things in life make LifeSucx
Today’s LifeSucx:
“Our thoughts and prayers today are with Damar Hamlin of the Buffalo Bills”
Happy New Year:
“My New Year’s resolution is to read more, so I’ve turned on Closed Caption on my TV”
End of Year
Let’s Go One More Time Around The Block
Angry Guy Says:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
Today’s LifeSucx:
“Fun fact: Alcohol increases the size of the ‘send’ button by 87%”
Angry Guy Says:
“Well, the Christmas holiday is behind us. This New Year’s, try not to make any pour decisions.”
Angry Guy Says:
“My nephew dressed up as an elf this Christmas and sang… he is quite the wrapper!”
Angry Guy Says:
“I never knew what happiness was until I got married—and then it was too late”
Angry Guy Says:
“Grandma’s been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I’ll have to let her in”