“There Goes Einstein!” by El’ Heffe
Category: One Liner
This section is for humor about how many things in life make LifeSucx
Angry Guy Says:
“It was so cold outside this morning that hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!”
Happy Monday:
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness”
El’ Heffe Says..
“Always obey your parents when they are present.” Twain
Angry Guy Says:
“Christmas is just like a day at the office: you do all the hard work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit”
Angry Guy Says:
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!”
El’ Heffe Says…..
“Life is between Coffee and Wine“
Angry Guy Says:
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was nine. My Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.”
Angry Guy Says:
“It was so cold this morning my phone’s weather app froze!”
Inappropriate Mom’s say..
“So tell me…..What’s his Shoe Size!”