“I always take life with a grain of salt…. and a slice of lemon…. and a shot of tequila”
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This section is for humor about how many things in life make LifeSucx
“I always take life with a grain of salt…. and a slice of lemon…. and a shot of tequila”
“Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen…”
“A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce…”
“I started out with nothing and I still have most of it”
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“Give me another Arrow – I missed the mark that time”
“I asked our IT guy, “How do you make a motherboard?” and he said, “I tell her about my job.”
“I just found out that I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple”
The phrase, ”I’m not drinking too much during tonight’s game”, never goes as planned…
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Floor