“There Goes Einstein!” by El’ Heffe
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Angry Guy Says:
“It was so cold outside this morning that hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!”
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Happy Monday:
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness”
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El’ Heffe Says..
“Always obey your parents when they are present.” Twain
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Angry Guy Says:
“Christmas is just like a day at the office: you do all the hard work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!”
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El’ Heffe Says…..
“Life is between Coffee and Wine“
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Angry Guy Says:
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was nine. My Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.”
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Angry Guy Says:
“It was so cold this morning my phone’s weather app froze!”
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Inappropriate Mom’s say..
“So tell me…..What’s his Shoe Size!”