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Thinking of Dancing?

“Three Days Away – No Ballet!”

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Angry Guy Says:

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won’t expect it back.”

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Money…

“Wealth is Relative to the Time one has to Enjoy it”

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What The…….

“Tooth Pain…………….Enough Said”

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Today’s LifeSucx:

“Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution”

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An Oldie but a Goodie

“I picked a Bad Day to Quit Smoking” – Airplane the Movie

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More from El’ Heffe

Patience – Something you are not born with – But must learn!

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El’ Heffe Says

One Tequila – Two Tequila – Three Tequila – FLOOR!

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Angry Guy Says:

“I like watching football games on Sunday when I’m at the barber. The coverage is the same but the highlights are better.”

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Angry Guy Says:

“When I was younger, I really wanted to be a banker…but I kept losing interest.”

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