“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.”
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“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.”
Bulls Make Money, Bears Make Money – Pigs Get Slaughtered
“Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do!”
You can’t Argue with a man who Agrees with you
“Sometimes life just sucks, and all we can do is go to our happy place where we plot our revenge.”
When visiting family – “First their talking to me, Then their talking about me, Then I am talking to myself”
“Free advice is worth what you paid for it.”
“I didn’t even realize how broke I was until last month when someone stole my identity and it ruined their credit score.”
“Death is life’s way of telling you you’re fired.”
“If the world didn‘t suck, we‘d fall off.”