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Today’s LifeSucx:

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.”

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El’ Heffe Muses –

Bulls Make Money, Bears Make Money – Pigs Get Slaughtered

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Angry Guy Says:

“Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do!”

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El’ Heffe Quip

You can’t Argue with a man who Agrees with you

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Today’s LifeSucx:

“Sometimes life just sucks, and all we can do is go to our happy place where we plot our revenge.” 

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El’ Heffe Says:

When visiting family – “First their talking to me, Then their talking about me, Then I am talking to myself”

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Angry Guy Says:

“Free advice is worth what you paid for it.”

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Today’s Sigh…

“I didn’t even realize how broke I was until last month when someone stole my identity and it ruined their credit score.”

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Today’s LifeSucx:

“Death is life’s way of telling you you’re fired.”

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Today’s Advice:

“If the world didn‘t suck, we‘d fall off.”

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