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Marriage

My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.

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Memories

I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems – the first thing he did was make me pay in advance.

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Whiskey

I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.

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What’s a Kraken

Stars 4 – Kraken 2 > answer = LifeSucx

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More on Hockey

Street hockey is great for kids. It’s energetic, competitive, and skillful. And best of all, it keeps them off the street.

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Best NHL Record

Boston Bruins = LifeSucx

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Sunday = Fun Day

Bring on the Chores and a Little Hockey – LifeSucx

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Boston Bruins

FLA Bound = LifeSucx

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NY Rangers

1928, 1933, 1940, and 1994 / LifeSucx

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Long Monday =

Longer Tuesday —- LifeSucx

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