Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you’ll find out.
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Drop – The Mikey
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?
Q: What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?
A: Monday the 16th.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Confucius say: Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning” ~ Ray Romano
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Today’s LifeSucx:
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’ ~ Jerry Seinfeld
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Today’s LifeSucx:
I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, “Wait til it gets warmer.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield