“I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” ~ W.C. Fields
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
~ Steve Martin
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
~ Groucho Marx
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”
~ David Lee Roth
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Angry Guy Says:
“I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work…”
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Angry Guy Says:
“If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $7.86 now…”
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Angry Guy Says:
“What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Geology rocks, but geography’s where it’s at”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it”