“When I was a kid, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt twice a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.”
Categories
“When I was a kid, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt twice a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.”
“The Winner – Won!” – Anonymous Spectator
“What do you call fifty guys watching the Super Bowl?”
(Your Team)
“A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bar tender here?”
“My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people…”
“It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do…”
“I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count”
“If each day is a “gift”, I’d like to know where I can return the Monday”
“A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside”
“Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person, but then I laugh and continue my day”