“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness”
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Tag: advice
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El’ Heffe Says..
“Always obey your parents when they are present.” Twain
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Angry Guy Says:
“Christmas is just like a day at the office: you do all the hard work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!”
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El’ Heffe Says…..
“Life is between Coffee and Wine“
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Angry Guy Says:
“It was so cold this morning my phone’s weather app froze!”
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Inappropriate Mom’s say..
“So tell me…..What’s his Shoe Size!”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“All football players are temperamental, 90% temper and 10% mental”
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El’ Heffe Says…
Beer – It’s not just for Breakfast Anymore
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Jason Bourne (aka Robert Ludlum) says
“It’s the killer, Not the whore – Who must be Stopped”