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Angry Guy Says:

“I’m a pickleball addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the road to the pickleball courts.”

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Angry Guy Says:

“Can you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country, have one goal!”

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U.S. Grant Said…

“The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most”

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Today’s LifeSucx:

“My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.”

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Angry Guy Says:

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won’t expect it back.”

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Today’s LifeSucx:

“Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution”

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An Oldie but a Goodie

“I picked a Bad Day to Quit Smoking” – Airplane the Movie

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More from El’ Heffe

Patience – Something you are not born with – But must learn!

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Angry Guy Says:

“I like watching football games on Sunday when I’m at the barber. The coverage is the same but the highlights are better.”

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Angry Guy Says:

“When I was younger, I really wanted to be a banker…but I kept losing interest.”

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