“I’m a pickleball addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the road to the pickleball courts.”
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“I’m a pickleball addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the road to the pickleball courts.”
“Can you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country, have one goal!”
“The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most”
“My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.”
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won’t expect it back.”
“Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution”
“I picked a Bad Day to Quit Smoking” – Airplane the Movie
Patience – Something you are not born with – But must learn!
“I like watching football games on Sunday when I’m at the barber. The coverage is the same but the highlights are better.”
“When I was younger, I really wanted to be a banker…but I kept losing interest.”