“A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it”
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Words to Live By
“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” –
George Washington – 1st US President
“It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It.” – George Costanza
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean: against tables, chairs, walls, floors and ugly people”
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Once Upon A Time In The West:
“How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders, a man who can’t even trust his pants?”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I always take life with a grain of salt…. and a slice of lemon…. and a shot of tequila”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen…”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce…”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I started out with nothing and I still have most of it”
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Words to live by?
Get Money – Get Laid – Get Drunk