“I asked our IT guy, “How do you make a motherboard?” and he said, “I tell her about my job.”
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“I asked our IT guy, “How do you make a motherboard?” and he said, “I tell her about my job.”
“I just found out that I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple”
The phrase, ”I’m not drinking too much during tonight’s game”, never goes as planned…
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Floor
“How can I forget – When there is So Much to Remember” – Alzheimer’s Patient
“As long as you’re green you’re growing, as soon as you’re ripe you start to rot.” – Ray Kroc, Founder of McDonald’s
“Clothes do not merely make the man…clothes are the man.”
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“My wife is such a bad cook, she uses the smoke alarm as a timer”
That’s it – That’s enough