“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.”
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Tag: advice
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Our thoughts and prayers today are with Damar Hamlin of the Buffalo Bills”
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Happy New Year:
“My New Year’s resolution is to read more, so I’ve turned on Closed Caption on my TV”
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End of Year
Let’s Go One More Time Around The Block
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Angry Guy Says:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Fun fact: Alcohol increases the size of the ‘send’ button by 87%”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Well, the Christmas holiday is behind us. This New Year’s, try not to make any pour decisions.”
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Angry Guy Says:
“My nephew dressed up as an elf this Christmas and sang… he is quite the wrapper!”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I never knew what happiness was until I got married—and then it was too late”
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Angry Guy Says:
“It was so cold outside this morning that hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!”