“I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work…”
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Angry Guy Says:
“If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $7.86 now…”
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Angry Guy Says:
“What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it”
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LifeSucx Advice:
“A rich man is one who isn’t afraid to ask the clerk to show him something cheaper…”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house … but the kids still get in…”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I just bought new shoes from my drug dealer. Don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean: against tables, chairs, walls, floors and ugly people”