“You know you are ugly when it comes to the company photo and they hand you the camera”
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Angry Guy Says:
“When I was a kid, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt twice a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“What do you call fifty guys watching the Super Bowl?”
(Your Team)
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bar tender here?”
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Angry Guy Says:
“My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people…”
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Angry Guy Says:
“It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do…”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“If each day is a “gift”, I’d like to know where I can return the Monday”
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Angry Guy Says:
“A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person, but then I laugh and continue my day”