“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!”
Tag: angry guy
Angry Guy Says:
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was nine. My Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.”
Angry Guy Says:
“It was so cold this morning my phone’s weather app froze!”
Today’s LifeSucx:
“All football players are temperamental, 90% temper and 10% mental”
Angry Guy Says:
“I’m a pickleball addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the road to the pickleball courts.”
Angry Guy Says:
“Can you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country, have one goal!”
Today’s LifeSucx:
“My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.”
Angry Guy Says:
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won’t expect it back.”
Today’s LifeSucx:
“Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution”
Angry Guy Says:
“I like watching football games on Sunday when I’m at the barber. The coverage is the same but the highlights are better.”