“I’m on that diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That’s a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver’s license” ~ Larry the Cable Guy
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab” ~Rodney Dangerfield
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” ~ W.C. Fields
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Superbowl Sunday:
The phrase, ”I’m not drinking too much during tonight’s game”, never goes as planned…
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Angry Guy Says:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!”