“It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it” ~ W.C. Fields
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab” ~Rodney Dangerfield
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Words to Live By
“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” –
George Washington – 1st US President
“It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It.” – George Costanza
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean: against tables, chairs, walls, floors and ugly people”
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Once Upon A Time In The West:
“How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders, a man who can’t even trust his pants?”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I always take life with a grain of salt…. and a slice of lemon…. and a shot of tequila”
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Words to live by?
Get Money – Get Laid – Get Drunk
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Superbowl Sunday:
The phrase, ”I’m not drinking too much during tonight’s game”, never goes as planned…