“I asked our IT guy, “How do you make a motherboard?” and he said, “I tell her about my job.”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I just found out that I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple”
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Angry Guy Says:
“My wife is such a bad cook, she uses the smoke alarm as a timer”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of lip balm. She still isn’t talking to me”
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Angry Guy Says:
“When I was a kid, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt twice a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.”
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Angry Guy Says:
“My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people…”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up. That’s when I knew we weren’t gonna work out”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Our thoughts and prayers today are with Damar Hamlin of the Buffalo Bills”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”