“Fun fact: Alcohol increases the size of the ‘send’ button by 87%”
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Tag: family
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Angry Guy Says:
“Well, the Christmas holiday is behind us. This New Year’s, try not to make any pour decisions.”
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Angry Guy Says:
“My nephew dressed up as an elf this Christmas and sang… he is quite the wrapper!”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I never knew what happiness was until I got married—and then it was too late”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Grandma’s been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I’ll have to let her in”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was nine. My Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.”
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Inappropriate Mom’s say..
“So tell me…..What’s his Shoe Size!”
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Jason Bourne (aka Robert Ludlum) says
“It’s the killer, Not the whore – Who must be Stopped”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I’m a pickleball addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the road to the pickleball courts.”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.”