“I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” ~ W.C. Fields
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“I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” ~ W.C. Fields
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
~ Steve Martin
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
~ Groucho Marx
“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”
~ David Lee Roth