“Smoking will kill you… bacon will kill you… and yet, smoking bacon will cure it”
Categories
Tag: humor
Categories
Angry Guy Says:
“The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello”
Categories
Angry Guy Says:
“I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up. That’s when I knew we weren’t gonna work out”
Categories
Angry Guy Says:
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are”
Categories
Angry Guy Says:
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.”
Categories
Happy New Year:
“My New Year’s resolution is to read more, so I’ve turned on Closed Caption on my TV”
Categories
End of Year
Let’s Go One More Time Around The Block
Categories
Angry Guy Says:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
Categories
Today’s LifeSucx:
“Fun fact: Alcohol increases the size of the ‘send’ button by 87%”
Categories
Angry Guy Says:
“Well, the Christmas holiday is behind us. This New Year’s, try not to make any pour decisions.”