“It was so cold this morning my phone’s weather app froze!”
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“It was so cold this morning my phone’s weather app froze!”
“So tell me…..What’s his Shoe Size!”
“All football players are temperamental, 90% temper and 10% mental”
Beer – It’s not just for Breakfast Anymore
“This Holiday Season Give a Gift – Try and not being Yourself”
“I’m a pickleball addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the road to the pickleball courts.”
“Can you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country, have one goal!”
“My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.”
“Three Days Away – No Ballet!”
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won’t expect it back.”