“A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce…”
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“A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce…”
“I started out with nothing and I still have most of it”
Get Money – Get Laid – Get Drunk
“Give me another Arrow – I missed the mark that time”
“I asked our IT guy, “How do you make a motherboard?” and he said, “I tell her about my job.”
“I just found out that I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple”
The phrase, ”I’m not drinking too much during tonight’s game”, never goes as planned…
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Floor
Let the Game Begin! – After 6-Days of Media Hype and Fidelity
“Clothes do not merely make the man…clothes are the man.”