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Mt. Washington = Cold

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Friday

Time for the Modelo Stroll

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Angry Guy Says:

“My wife is such a bad cook, she uses the smoke alarm as a timer”

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Bacon

That’s it – That’s enough

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Angry Guy Says:

“I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of lip balm. She still isn’t talking to me”

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Angry Guy Says:

“You know you are ugly when it comes to the company photo and they hand you the camera”

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Angry Guy Says:

“When I was a kid, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt twice a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.”

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After the Game–

“The Winner – Won!” – Anonymous Spectator

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Today’s LifeSucx:

“What do you call fifty guys watching the Super Bowl?”
(Your Team)

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Today’s LifeSucx:

“A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bar tender here?”

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