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Time for the Modelo Stroll
“My wife is such a bad cook, she uses the smoke alarm as a timer”
That’s it – That’s enough
“I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of lip balm. She still isn’t talking to me”
“You know you are ugly when it comes to the company photo and they hand you the camera”
“When I was a kid, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt twice a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.”
“The Winner – Won!” – Anonymous Spectator
“What do you call fifty guys watching the Super Bowl?”
(Your Team)
“A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bar tender here?”