Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.
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Got Carrots?
One snowman asks another, “Do you smell carrots?”
I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana – mafia.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.
I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems – the first thing he did was make me pay in advance.
I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.
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Sunday = Fun Day
Bring on the Chores and a Little Hockey – LifeSucx
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Long Monday =
Longer Tuesday —- LifeSucx
Q: What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?
A: Monday the 16th.
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Confucius say: Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!”