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Angry Guy Says:

“I asked our IT guy, “How do you make a motherboard?” and he said, “I tell her about my job.”

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Angry Guy Says:

“When I was a kid, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt twice a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.”

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After the Game–

“The Winner – Won!” – Anonymous Spectator

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Angry Guy Says:

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are”

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El Heffe Says

You don’t have to Go Home – You just Can’t Stay Here

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Angry Guy Says:

“My nephew dressed up as an elf this Christmas and sang… he is quite the wrapper!”

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Angry Guy Says:

“Grandma’s been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I’ll have to let her in”

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Jason Bourne (aka Robert Ludlum) says

“It’s the killer, Not the whore – Who must be Stopped”

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Today’s LifeSucx:

“My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.”

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Advice from a Baker –

“Time to Make the Doughnuts”

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