“I asked our IT guy, “How do you make a motherboard?” and he said, “I tell her about my job.”
Tag: inlaws
Angry Guy Says:
“When I was a kid, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt twice a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.”
After the Game–
“The Winner – Won!” – Anonymous Spectator
Angry Guy Says:
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are”
El Heffe Says
You don’t have to Go Home – You just Can’t Stay Here
Angry Guy Says:
“My nephew dressed up as an elf this Christmas and sang… he is quite the wrapper!”
Angry Guy Says:
“Grandma’s been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I’ll have to let her in”
Jason Bourne (aka Robert Ludlum) says
“It’s the killer, Not the whore – Who must be Stopped”
Today’s LifeSucx:
“My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.”
Advice from a Baker –
“Time to Make the Doughnuts”