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Dalai Lama #010

“Through violence, you may ‘solve’ one problem, but you sow the seeds for another.”

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Dalai Lama #009

“Choose to be optimistic, it feels better.”

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Dalai Lama #005

“Optimism doesn’t mean that you are blind to the reality of the situation. It means that you remain motivated to seek a solution to whatever problems arise.”

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Dalai Lama #003

“There are always problems to face, but it makes a difference if our minds are calm.”

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Dalai Lama #002

“If you think you’re too small to make a difference… try sleeping with a mosquito in the room.”

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Dalai Lama #001

“Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.”

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What The?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.

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Got Carrots?

One snowman asks another, “Do you smell carrots?”

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Plants

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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Mid-West

I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana – mafia.

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