“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Fun fact: Alcohol increases the size of the ‘send’ button by 87%”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Well, the Christmas holiday is behind us. This New Year’s, try not to make any pour decisions.”
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Angry Guy Says:
“My nephew dressed up as an elf this Christmas and sang… he is quite the wrapper!”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I never knew what happiness was until I got married—and then it was too late”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Grandma’s been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I’ll have to let her in”
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Bathroom Humor
“There Goes Einstein!” by El’ Heffe
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Angry Guy Says:
“It was so cold outside this morning that hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!”
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Happy Monday:
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness”
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El’ Heffe Says..
“Always obey your parents when they are present.” Twain