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An Oldie but a Goodie

“I picked a Bad Day to Quit Smoking” – Airplane the Movie

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More from El’ Heffe

Patience – Something you are not born with – But must learn!

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El’ Heffe Says

One Tequila – Two Tequila – Three Tequila – FLOOR!

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Angry Guy Says:

“I like watching football games on Sunday when I’m at the barber. The coverage is the same but the highlights are better.”

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Angry Guy Says:

“When I was younger, I really wanted to be a banker…but I kept losing interest.”

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Today’s LifeSucx:

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.”

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El’ Heffe Muses –

Bulls Make Money, Bears Make Money – Pigs Get Slaughtered

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Angry Guy Says:

“Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do!”

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El’ Heffe Quip

You can’t Argue with a man who Agrees with you

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Today’s LifeSucx:

“Sometimes life just sucks, and all we can do is go to our happy place where we plot our revenge.” 

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