“I picked a Bad Day to Quit Smoking” – Airplane the Movie
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“I picked a Bad Day to Quit Smoking” – Airplane the Movie
Patience – Something you are not born with – But must learn!
One Tequila – Two Tequila – Three Tequila – FLOOR!
“I like watching football games on Sunday when I’m at the barber. The coverage is the same but the highlights are better.”
“When I was younger, I really wanted to be a banker…but I kept losing interest.”
“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.”
Bulls Make Money, Bears Make Money – Pigs Get Slaughtered
“Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do!”
You can’t Argue with a man who Agrees with you
“Sometimes life just sucks, and all we can do is go to our happy place where we plot our revenge.”