When visiting family – “First their talking to me, Then their talking about me, Then I am talking to myself”
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Tag: lifesucx
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Angry Guy Says:
“Free advice is worth what you paid for it.”
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Today’s Sigh…
“I didn’t even realize how broke I was until last month when someone stole my identity and it ruined their credit score.”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Death is life’s way of telling you you’re fired.”
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Today’s Advice:
“If the world didn‘t suck, we‘d fall off.”
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Angry Guy Says:
“As much as life can suck, it always beats the alternative.”
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Angry Guy Says:
“First , they called me Cheap… Now they call me Green!”
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Today’s Sigh…
“You never find a lost item until you replace it.”
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Today’s LifeSucx
“Smile… Tomorrow will be worse.”
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Today’s Advice
“Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.”