“I just bought new shoes from my drug dealer. Don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day”
Tag: lifesucx
Today’s LifeSucx:
“A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it”
Words to Live By
“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” –
George Washington – 1st US President
“It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It.” – George Costanza
Friday – On Monday
“I know ya don’t smoke weed, I know this. But I’m gonna get you high today cause it’s Friday, you ain’t got no job and you ain’t got shit to do.” ― Smokey
Today’s LifeSucx:
“Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean: against tables, chairs, walls, floors and ugly people”
Once Upon A Time In The West:
“How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders, a man who can’t even trust his pants?”
Angry Guy Says:
“I always take life with a grain of salt…. and a slice of lemon…. and a shot of tequila”
Today’s LifeSucx:
“Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen…”
Today’s LifeSucx:
“A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce…”