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Angry Guy Says:

“I started out with nothing and I still have most of it”

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Words to live by?

Get Money – Get Laid – Get Drunk

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Cupid Says

“Give me another Arrow – I missed the mark that time”

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Angry Guy Says:

“I asked our IT guy, “How do you make a motherboard?” and he said, “I tell her about my job.”

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Angry Guy Says:

“I just found out that I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple”

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Superbowl Sunday:

The phrase, ”I’m not drinking too much during tonight’s game”, never goes as planned…

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The Big Game

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Floor

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Words….

“How can I forget – When there is So Much to Remember” – Alzheimer’s Patient

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Stay Green

“As long as you’re green you’re growing, as soon as you’re ripe you start to rot.” – Ray Kroc, Founder of McDonald’s

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NFL

Let the Game Begin! – After 6-Days of Media Hype and Fidelity

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