“I started out with nothing and I still have most of it”
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“I started out with nothing and I still have most of it”
Get Money – Get Laid – Get Drunk
“Give me another Arrow – I missed the mark that time”
“I asked our IT guy, “How do you make a motherboard?” and he said, “I tell her about my job.”
“I just found out that I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple”
The phrase, ”I’m not drinking too much during tonight’s game”, never goes as planned…
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Floor
“How can I forget – When there is So Much to Remember” – Alzheimer’s Patient
“As long as you’re green you’re growing, as soon as you’re ripe you start to rot.” – Ray Kroc, Founder of McDonald’s
Let the Game Begin! – After 6-Days of Media Hype and Fidelity