“A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bar tender here?”
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“A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bar tender here?”
“My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people…”
“It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do…”
“I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count”
“If each day is a “gift”, I’d like to know where I can return the Monday”
“A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside”
“Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person, but then I laugh and continue my day”
“The difference between a hippo and a Zippo is, one is heavy and the other is a little lighter”
“I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up. That’s when I knew we weren’t gonna work out”
“I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you”