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Food?

Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you’ll find out.

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Drop – The Mikey

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?

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Pointy

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.

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Bacon

That’s it – That’s enough

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El Heffe Says

You don’t have to Go Home – You just Can’t Stay Here

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End of Year

Let’s Go One More Time Around The Block

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Bathroom Humor

“There Goes Einstein!” by El’ Heffe

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El’ Heffe Says..

“Always obey your parents when they are present.” Twain

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Inappropriate Mom’s say..

“So tell me…..What’s his Shoe Size!”

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El’ Heffe Says…

Beer – It’s not just for Breakfast Anymore

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