“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was nine. My Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.”
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Tag: one liners
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Angry Guy Says:
“It was so cold this morning my phone’s weather app froze!”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“All football players are temperamental, 90% temper and 10% mental”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I’m a pickleball addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the road to the pickleball courts.”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Can you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country, have one goal!”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.”
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Angry Guy Says:
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won’t expect it back.”
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Today’s LifeSucx:
“Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution”
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Angry Guy Says:
“I like watching football games on Sunday when I’m at the barber. The coverage is the same but the highlights are better.”
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Angry Guy Says:
“When I was younger, I really wanted to be a banker…but I kept losing interest.”